Archive for the 'Martial Arts' Category
Balls of Steel
This dude has rocks of fucking steel and would get some kind of One Tough Bastard prize, if such a thing existed.
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Tags: , french, stuntman, tough bastard
Blast from the past
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main [...]
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Nice Hair
I really shouldn’t have recommended my barber to anyone, least of all my Doctor. How the hell is anyone going to take a GP doing a smear test seriously with a hair cut like that. Apparently its the Ron Jeremy signature look. Somehow, I just don’t think it’ll catch on in [...]
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Tags: Doctor, Fight to the death, Hairdresser
I’d be raging
All the waxing of that cunt Miyagi’s cars, only to come face to face with this guy. I’d be seriously pissed off. Just as soon as I’d wiped the tears off my face and gather up my teeth, I’d be off on my bmx to kick six kinds of bonsai shite [...]
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Tags: Fight Scene, Jet Li, Karate Kid, Movies
Dinner Parties can be murder
I was actually at this dinner party. I puked all over my shoes after drinking about 18 glasses of red wine and a litre of warm cider.
Jackie told this angry guy, who just walked in off the street, that his braces looked kinda gay. Next thing you know all hell [...]
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Tags: classic fights, drinking and fighting, Fight Scene
That’s it for you, poop hole
All the funky base lines in the world won’t be able to save you if a great big suit wearing Steven Segal comes through the door looking to flush your ass down the toilet. You’d be lucky if doesn’t make you lick the piss off the floor before he starts feeding [...]
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Tags: action movie, Classic movies, Fight Scene, Steven Segal
Sawadee Kaa
Tony Jaa will kick your ass
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Tags: ass kicking, Fight Scene, Tony Jaa
