Archive for September, 2007
Lovely
Everyone can get a little bored staring at my grotesque pink nipples and frankly I don’t think its the colour so much as the hair. Unfortunately, I’m still waiting for the call to be Charlton Heston’s stunt double and as everyone knows this role takes lots of extra thick man hair. [...]
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Talkin Bloody Monkeys
David Attenborough should never have been allowed to get so friendly with those bloody gorillas. My mother always said that it was all a bit too cosy when he started loaning them his clothes. Now look at what’s after happening…
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Tags: Fight Scene, Japan, Movies, talking bloody monkeys
Nice Hair
I really shouldn’t have recommended my barber to anyone, least of all my Doctor. How the hell is anyone going to take a GP doing a smear test seriously with a hair cut like that. Apparently its the Ron Jeremy signature look. Somehow, I just don’t think it’ll catch on in [...]
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Tags: Doctor, Fight to the death, Hairdresser
It breaks my heart working down at the nursing home. To make it worse, everyone gets so stressed out on Wednesdays. Its Roast Pork and Mashed potato on the menu with strawberry jelly and vanilla Ice cream for desert. All the hostage negotiators in world don’t stand a chance when Big [...]
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I’d be raging
All the waxing of that cunt Miyagi’s cars, only to come face to face with this guy. I’d be seriously pissed off. Just as soon as I’d wiped the tears off my face and gather up my teeth, I’d be off on my bmx to kick six kinds of bonsai shite [...]
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Tags: Fight Scene, Jet Li, Karate Kid, Movies
Dinner Parties can be murder
I was actually at this dinner party. I puked all over my shoes after drinking about 18 glasses of red wine and a litre of warm cider.
Jackie told this angry guy, who just walked in off the street, that his braces looked kinda gay. Next thing you know all hell [...]
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Tags: classic fights, drinking and fighting, Fight Scene
I just don’t care know much acid you’ve done. I don’t care if you think your on an interstellar voyage across time and space. I don’t care if your mind gets stuck in a loop and all you can remember is what time Star Trek is on. All I know is [...]
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Tags: Insane, movie
